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Friday, December 01, 2006
It's time to have some fun!
I am walking into the One Nation News prize vault (in your mind, read that with the voice of the most obnoxious morning DJ you can imagine) and selecting a prize especially for you! The first five people to answer this question correctly -- "What the *$@!% is (his/her/their) problem; why are they ________? I've got half a mind to ________. -- will win fabulous prizes!
There are wrong answers to this people -- I just don't know what they are.
The Grail in this contest is not a small, large-eyed French women, rather it consists of five DVDs, there are 3 Drumline and 2 Big Black Comedy Shows. One for each winner.
A caveat: Though this material must be mailed, your information is not going into any database. In fact, after I mail this crap to you, not only will I never mail you again, I probably will despise you for making me spend time and effort sending it off in the first place. So, a very real side effect of winning is drawing the unreasoned rage of a large, surly black man.
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